After I woke up this a.m. and checked my e-mailI discovered that I had won 32 free laptops! Additionally, my penis has gained somewhere in the realm of 64" and---this is the best part---Christian singles want to meet me! Me! That could be fun and interesting.
I just know that it all has something to do with starting a blog. God bless America.
When I wake up this early, I often think to myself: Am I an American today? Or an American't? Then I realize that I am about to go teach a classroom full of hotel and casino management majors who think I am completely insane for caring about books. Yuk. Today I am an Amerambivalent.
But my ambivalence only lasted a short time because I think I had one of them what Maslow calls "peak experiences" things early this a.m.: I was bringing Jacqueline her coffee and there she was: lying on her back in bed, NPR as alarm, her hair mussed with one of those sexy/cute half-smiles on her face---the adjective should be "moemuzzily"---and I wondered, "I have some seriously damn good karma." I must've carried elderly and handicapped people on my shoulders to cross streets in a past life.
Good morning blog friends. My spleen has receded a bit today. Ouch.
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